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How gay sex can produce offspring
Gay sex – in beetles, at least – gives males a chance to indirectly fertilize females they may never encounter directly says NewScientist.
Homosexual copulations are common in insects, where they pose the same conundrum as in mammals: what evolutionary advantage, if any, might such apparently fruitless activity provide?
Over the years, biologists have proposed a range of explanations. Homosexual activity might, for example, help males practise for straight sex, or they might offer males a way to assert dominance over one another.
Although we don’t know why they spelled “practice” with an “s” instead of a “c”, we DO find their video of homosexual beetle porn to be…fun:
The Bradley effect in election history
What the FraggleRock is the “Bradley Effect”? It’s a fun name for the theory that black candidates will poll much stronger than the actual election results. SNL exshpleens further:
Is this Bradley effect whosiwhatsis RIKKA-RACISSST? well, some blonde lady writes in a column that if the explanation for such a dichotomy is true, then really its the opposite of racism: It is fear of being accused of racism.
Political correctness has taught people to lie to pollsters rather than be forced to explain why they’re not voting for the African-American.
This is how two typical voters might answer a pollster’s question: “Whom do you support for president?”
Average Obama voter: “Obama.” (Name of average Obama voter: “Mickey Mouse.”)
Average McCain voter: “I’m voting for McCain, but I swear it’s just about the issues. It’s not because Obama’s black. If Barack Obama were a little more moderate — hey, I’d vote for Colin Powell. But my convictions force me to vote for the candidate who just happens to be white. Say, do you know where I can get Patti LaBelle tickets?”
In addition to the social pressure to constantly prove you’re not a racist, apparently there is massive social pressure to prove you’re not a Republican. No one is lying about voting for McCain just to sound cool.
Reviewing the polls printed in The New York Times and The Washington Post in the last month of every presidential election since 1976, I found the polls were never wrong in a friendly way to Republicans. When the polls were wrong, which was often, they overestimated support for the Democrat, usually by about 6 to 10 points.
She goes on to mention the perplexing fact that accusations of racism have previously notsomuch been claimed in these notable cases:
–1976: Jimmy Carter narrowly beat Gerald Ford 50.1 percent to 48 percent.
Bradley effect?: on Sept. 1, Carter led Ford by 15 points. Just weeks before the election, on Oct. 16, 1976, Carter led Ford in the Gallup Poll by 6 percentage points — down from his 33-point Gallup Poll lead in August.
–1980: Ronald Reagan beat Carter by nearly 10 points, 51 percent to 41 percent.
Bradley effect?: A Gallup Poll released days before the election on Oct. 27, had Carter leading Reagan 45 percent to 42 percent.
–1984: Reagan washes America dark burgundy-red with Walter Mondale’s blood by winning 58.8 percent to 40 percent, — the largest electoral landslide in U.S. history.
Bradley effect?: Oct. 15, The New York Daily News published a poll showing Mondale with only a 4-point deficit to Reagan, 45 percent to 41 percent. A Harris Poll about the same time showed Reagan with only a 9-point lead. The Oct. 19 New York Times/CBS News Poll had Mr. Reagan ahead of Mondale by 13 points. All these polls underestimated Reagan’s actual margin of victory by 6 to 15 points.
–1988: George H.W. Bush beat Michael Dukakis by a whopping 53.4 percent to 45.6 percent.
Bradley effect?: A New York Times/CBS News Poll on Oct. 5 had Bush leading the Greek homunculus by a statistically insignificant 2 points — 45 percent to 43 percent. (For the kids out there: Before it became a clearinghouse for anti-Bush conspiracy theories, CBS News was considered a credible journalistic entity.)
A week later — or one tank ride later, depending on who’s telling the story — on Oct. 13, Bush was leading Dukakis in The New York Times Poll by a mere 5 points.
Admittedly, a 3- to 6-point error is not as crazily wrong as the 6- to 15-point error in 1984. But it’s striking that even small “margin of error” mistakes never seem to benefit Republicans.
–1992: Bill Clinton beat the first President Bush 43 percent to 37.7 percent. (Ross Perot got 18.9 percent of Bush’s voters that year.)
Bradley effect?: On Oct. 18, a Newsweek Poll had Clinton winning 46 percent to 31 percent, and a CBS News Poll showed Clinton winning 47 percent to 35 percent.
So in 1992, the polls had Clinton 12 to 15 points ahead, but he won by only 5.3 points.
–1996: Bill Clinton beat Bob Dole 49 percent to 40 percent.
Bradley effect?: And yet on Oct. 22, 1996, The New York Times/CBS News Poll showed Clinton leading by a massive 22 points, 55 percent to 33 percent.
–2000: George Bush and Al Gore basically tied. Bush won in the recounts, yes, but only by a few hundred, so “tie” is really the only fair way to describe it.
Bradley effect?: The New York Times/CBS News Poll on Oct. 3, 2000, showed Gore winning by 45 percent to 39 percent.
–2004: G. Dubya Bush beat John “did you know I served in Vietnam??” Kerry, 50.7 percent to 48.3 percent.
Bradley effect?: Most of the October polls showed the candidates in a dead-heat, with Bush 1 to 3 points ahead, but the exit polls on election day had “Dewey defeats Truman”esque tales of a clear Kerry victory.
Man’s weird laugh busts up comedy routine
The Comedy Barn in Tennessee is home to a long-running variety show. One of the show’s staples is a standup comedian. For one bit, he pulls audience members onstage. But on this day, he got more than he bargained for.
One man breaks up the show. No, he’s not causing trouble. He’s just laughing. But isn’t comedy supposed to make you laugh?
Wait until you hear this guy. Even the professional can’t keep a straight face. Enjoy.
UPDATE: This girl, herself with an unusual and distinctive laugh, watches the video for the first time..
Inovations in Gaming! circa 1990
A look at the Genesis on the tv show the Computer Chronicles. The GeneWHATchusay?? It’s a new video game console competing with Nintendo! It’s better than playing games on a computer because all the power in the machine is for gaming speed and quality only. Woot! or not woot cuz woot hasn’t been invented yet, but definitely HORRAY! This fresh cool device is no Super Mario bullshit. hoooo-no. The characters are bigger and can actually talk with digitized voices! Where as in the lame-o 90’s you were stuck playing as an Italian plumber jumping on walking mushrooms, NOW you can become Michael Jackson and moonwalk your way into gangster hideouts to kick but with flair as you save kidnapped children and win them as prizes. HE he heeee! Just look at how detailed the backgrounds are. Why, those numbers of bricks in that wall are practically uncountable!
If that kind of thing aint your bag though, hoooold on, cuz we gotz Mickey bay-beeee! that’s right. Mickey fucking MOUSE. Suck on THAT NintenDONT. This game has brilliantly colorful blue doors and air humping action and – WHOAH! whats that? lolz!! Mickey lost his balance on the edge of that cliff. Bra-vo Sega Genesis. Bra. vah vickitidy bing bang VO…
Prostitution is bad, but you gotta admit they dress nice
Amazing Footage of a Technique Babies and Children Can Be Taught to Avoid Drowning
More at ChildrenDrowningPrevention.com
Here’s another video, if you can stomach it: