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Panda, Be Cool

Chill dude. just chewin on some bamboo. ain no thang…

Glasses Change Everything

Glasses aren’t always an improvement.

Glasses aren’t always an improvement.

The Deepest Swimming Pool in The World

Nemo 33 is the deepest swimming pool in the world. Its maximum depth is 35 meters. It contains 2,500,000 liters of non-chlorinated, highly filtered spring water maintained at 30 °C (86 °F) and holds several simulated underwater caves at the 10 m depth level.

John Cage’s 4’33”

John Cage’s 4’33”

The work, 4?33? (pronounced Four minutes, thirty-three seconds or, as the composer himself referred to it, Four, thirty-three) is a three-movement composition by American avant-garde composer John Cage (19121992). It was composed in 1952 for any instrument (or combination of instruments), and the score instructs the performer not to play the instrument during the entire duration of the piece throughout the three movements (the first being thirty seconds, the second being two minutes and twenty-three seconds, and the third being one minute and forty seconds). Although commonly perceived as “four minutes thirty-three seconds of silence”, the piece actually consists of the sounds of the environment that the listeners hear while it is performed. Over the years, 4?33? became Cage’s most famous and most controversial composition.

Conceived around 19471948, while the composer was working on Sonatas and Interludes, 4?33? became for Cage the epitome of his idea that any sounds constitute, or may constitute, music. It was also a reflection of the influence of Zen Buddhism, which Cage studied since the late forties. In a 1982 interview, and on numerous other occasions, Cage stated that 4?33? was, in his opinion, his most important work.

When a Girl is on her Period

Her hormones will make some interesting changes in her


and for brief moments she’ll be like this

but for the most part she’ll be like this


and like this.

But don’t worry boys and girls, it will end eventually

…and be back next month


Tiger Sneaking

Luckily, she survived

Robert Searchers for help with life

From Craigslist:
I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay

Teacher: You got a zero

Me: Why?

Teacher: You submitted a picture.

Me: A pictures worth a thousand words.

Same Shirt

notice the very subtle difference between how guys react and how girls react? 
Funny cuz its true.

Going Down Stairs