Archive → January, 2011
Covering up an otherwise embarrassing drop to the ground should be an Olympic sport.
Train jumping without the train? Dude comes an inch form busting his face and pulls off a springboard of awesome.
Don’t you hate it when you’re walking down the hall and Mrs. Ghettofabulous comes out of nowhere like
since she assumes people are automatically going to clear a path for her, she bumps into you like
And you’re like
And she flips out on you for “getting in her way” like
And you’re just like
and she gets angrier and flips out at you even more like
and you’re all
Finally she shuts up and walks away like
and you walk away like
It’s funny cuz her name isn’t really Mertle.
The only sad part about this is that when Tio Cruz’s Dy-no-mite song gets forgotten by history, this will no longer be hilarious 🙁
Whenever i’m feeling sad i always think of kitties in a fishbowl.