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Robot Rape is a Serious Problem


Kitty Pikachu beats your Puppy Snorlax

Agnes’ Emotions

From Despicable Me:






Friends Move Stuff

Friends VS. Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “Seven days…” !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run – BITCH – run!”

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “DAMN!” we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!

FRIENDS: when visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

High School Girls

There’s the sluts who think they’re really hot:

Then there is the overly-sensitive, dramatic girls that will cry over anything:

The stuck up girls that think they’re better than everyone else:

Then there is the girls who are always hyper and annoying:

Then we have the fake girls. The one’s that will be nice to your face but talk about you behind your back:

And I’m just there like:

Disney Zodiac

  • ARIES (Jasmine) willful, feisty, independent
  • TAURUS (Belle) creative, loyal, dependable
  • GEMINI (Alice) curious, childlike, talkative
  • CANCER (Cinderella) cautious, nurturing, empathetic
  • LEO (Charlotte) provocative, demanding, flamboyant
  • VIRGO (Tiana) realistic, knowledgeable, modest
  • LIBRA (Mulan) intellectual, easygoing, indecisive
  • SCORPIO (Pocahontas) intense, secretive, passionate
  • SAGITTARIUS (Rapunzel) adventurous, spirited, happy
  • CAPRICORN (Aurora) respectful, devoted, classy
  • AQUARIUS (Ariel) idealistic, rebellious, open minded
  • PISCES (Snow White) dreamy, compassionate, kind

Reacting to his New Girlfriend

When I heard he got a girlfriend:

When I saw what she looked like:

Can I Keep You?

Casper was creepy-Emo before it was cool.


aw shucks…

Darwins Valentine

The evolution of our love