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What Starts with P and ends in ORN?

POPCORN!

What starts with D and ends in ick?

Dipstick.

What starts with an F and ends in uck?

Firetruck

what starts with C and ends in UNT?

Count.


What starts with A and ends with HOLE?

Asshole……………………………………….

When a Girl is on her Period

Her hormones will make some interesting changes in her

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and for brief moments she’ll be like this

but for the most part she’ll be like this

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and like this.

But don’t worry boys and girls, it will end eventually

…and be back next month

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Going Down Stairs

Expectations:

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Reality:

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Did Someone Say Milk??

that’s enough, i’m a busy man.

Now decide if the baby really climbed up or slid down, originally…

When a Guy Realizes How Old a Girl is

Shes under 18.

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Shes 18-20.

Shes in her 20s

Shes in her 30s

Shes in her 40s

Shes over 50?

When I see someone I hate

i’m like:

but really i want to:

but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:

Dancing to “Single Ladies”

Expectation:

Reality:

Girls taking pictures

When girls take a picture of their friends they act all shy like:

But when theyre home alone theyre all like:

Compliments vs Self Image

When people tell me “you’re looking cute today” at school

respond like

Then i walk off like

but in my head I’m like…Was I ugly yesterday?

Citizens of the Mall…

All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:

All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:

All the ghetto girls talking loud like:

All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:

All the pervy old men are staring at you like:

And then there’s me.