Via Cracked: Cop Rock was a musical cop show experiment that took place in 1990. It mixed a gritty cop drama with high-spectacle razzmatazz for a schizophrenic mess that no viewer could trust. You never knew when someone in the singing chorus line was going to pull a knife, or if the jaded coroner was going to suddenly pliet over the corpse to make out with the guy taking a semen sample. It was like an old married couple each picked a show to piss the other one off and they passive-aggressively switched between them for an hour. The word “obviously” barely had time to get its pants on before Cop Rock was canceled.