Between Showers

They see me rollin alright

Indeed they hatin. on my rolling pin. that i use for baking pies. and cakes. sometimes cookies. a scone or two. what’s to hate? or is it cuz I’m a fat fatty fatter fattish? cuz why hate on the fats yo? Santa is fat. do you hate Santa? no. because he gives you stuff. Well guess what bitches? I give you delicious baked goods. well, I make them and have them readily available that is… weather or not you’re fast enough to actually get any for yourself is a matter of your own speed and agility. So really, you should be hating on your own shortcomings, hmm?
Check. mate. pies.