Archive → February, 2011
February 12th, 2011
Kitty Lick Facial
Kitty lickers make you go awwwwwwww. and then feel crushingly alone.
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February 9th, 2011
Dancers Timeline
you’re saying in your head…
on your way to the middle of the dance floor…
people looking at you like…
& you’re still at it like…
finishing move…
who’s fucking with you & your moves ?
nobody .
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February 7th, 2011
Rocker Baby is Whatever
It’s cool bra. just partyin in mah diaper.
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February 4th, 2011
Creepin on Facebook Cuties
You know how like, when you see a hot guy on Facebook? and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
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February 3rd, 2011
Sad Torso is Sad
But mostly just cuz it’s melting and 200 years old.
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February 1st, 2011
The Correct Response to the Twilight Love Premise
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
————————— vs ———————————–
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
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