Archive → May, 2009
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Best movie ever or worst movie ever?
Not since “Snakes on a Plane” or “Alien vs. Predator” has that question seemed quite so urgent. The trailer’s a cult hit online, and no wonder. There’s no middle ground here, people: This is either a masterpiece of movie-monster cheese or a concept so dreadful that the negative should be seized and incinerated. The fact that the stars are Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie “Shake Your Love” Gibson points towards the latter, but how bad can a movie be that features a shark attacking an airplane? Verdict: It’s the “Citizen Kane” of giant octopus movies.
Don’t Ram the Boobs
Basically, this is what the classic board game Operation would be like if it were a Japanese game show that involved breasts. It’s brilliant.