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Dancers Timeline
you’re saying in your head…
on your way to the middle of the dance floor…
people looking at you like…
& you’re still at it like…
finishing move…
who’s fucking with you & your moves ?
nobody .
Rocker Baby is Whatever
It’s cool bra. just partyin in mah diaper.
Creepin on Facebook Cuties
You know how like, when you see a hot guy on Facebook? and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
The Correct Response to the Twilight Love Premise
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
————————— vs ———————————–
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Fall? What fall? I didn’t fall…
Covering up an otherwise embarrassing drop to the ground should be an Olympic sport.
Train Jumping
Train jumping without the train? Dude comes an inch form busting his face and pulls off a springboard of awesome.
Undoing Doodle Baby
It’s funny cuz her name isn’t really Mertle.