Archive → March, 2011
I got you this Bouquet of Pussy Willows
To cheer you up.
Dora is not being raised properly
A monkey is not a proper guardian.. Her future looks grim…
It’s conceivable she could go Lara Croft like and become a badass hottie:
But I think we all know her future is a lot more likely to turn out…differently..
Citizens of the Mall…
All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:
All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:
All the ghetto girls talking loud like:
All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:
All the pervy old men are staring at you like:
And then there’s me.
Space Wobble
Stare at this for at least 2 minutes and you will expirience something magical.
Spiders are like elephants
they never forget
High School Reactions
You see your best friend
You see the girl who thinks she’s your best friend
You see the girl you never got along with
You see the girl that chopped her hair off
Then you tell your best friend about them
You see the “popular girl”
You see your favorite teacher
You see the couple making out by the lockers
You see the “new student”
But it turns out they’ve been in your grade since preschool
You see “him”
Then you see his new girlfriend
Being a Girl on the Internet
Hard out there for a person with bewbs.